Good grief.
I’ve finished college. This
is a day that many doubted would ever come, maybe not due to a lack of academic
prowess, but probably more to do with my efforts to spend as much time climbing
and as little time in class as possible.
I think I did a pretty good job with that mission, and it is actually
possible that I had close to as many climbing days as class days in the past
four years. Good work self, good
work.
School’s out for the summer! School’s out FOREVER!
So wait, I’m done.
Like done, done, diggity done.
Like I’ve been in school for the majority of the past 18 years and
suddenly I’m not and, and… holy s**t, is this real life? I really haven’t pondered life after
death school all that much, other than to think, ‘well it will probably be
more fun, because I’ll have more time to rock climb.’ I should probably insert something insightful here, maybe
some reflections on my college experience, but I’m already a million miles away
(actually 1,808 miles, there were some detours, I’ll get to that in a minute),
making my way towards Moab, UT.
What would motivate me to leave San Luis Obispo, the
happiest city in America, at a sprinting pace, barely after turning in my last
final? Why, Indian Creek of
course. The desert paradise of
splitter cracks. And who should I
choose to accompany me on this liberating journey to discover the meaning of
life? Why, Chelsea of course. The only person who could be convinced
via one text message, to quit her job the following day and head out to the
desert to sleep on the ground for a month.
As I extracted myself from the back of my car this morning,
where I had slept along with Chelsea and Star at a rest stop in the middle of
nowhere, after driving for 10 hours straight, I was hit with a blast of 25
degree air and whole-body soreness that only comes from spending a night on top
of a bag of dog food. Welcome to
life after college, Lo Pat, I hope you enjoy it.
I do not anticipate the probability of my impending
homelessness with trepidation, but rather with excitement. I find that my home on wheels offers a
great deal of convenience and flexibility. In terms of life plans, I do have some concrete ones, which
include interning with Wilderness Inquiry in Minnesota this summer, where I
will be a canoe guide on the Boundary Waters as well as taking on many other
varied tasks. After that, I will
be meeting up with one of my best friends and first climbing partners in
Vedawoo, Wyoming. The plans stop
there, but the ideas include relocating to Tahoe, Bishop, or Jackson Hole. At some point, probably much sooner
than I would hope, I will need to find a source of income. But until then, let’s party on!
On a sad note, my big boss man, Titan, severed his tendon
while we were in Tahoe for a few days prior to departure for Moab. I love Titan more than ANYTHING. In fact, any guy who decides he wants
to date me will have to accept the fact that Titan is my main man, and that he
will always be second to my dog.
That being said, it was extremely hard to see him hurt, and even harder
to make the decision that his best chance for healing properly would be for him
to stay behind. Thankfully he is
in the good hands of my parents and sister and I know he will enjoy lying
around on the couch. We left him
yesterday, and I already miss him terribly. I hope he heals quickly and that he and Star will handle
their separation well.
Back to climbing.
Am I psyched? Yes. Am I
worried that the noodles that I used to call arms and hands, that have been
laying dormant at my sides for the past six months may not be able to jam their
way to crack climbing glory?
Slightly. Will it all be ok
anyway? Yes. I’m going to the desert, I’m going to
climb rocks, and sleep on the ground and sit around campfires and stare at the
stars and not take showers. And
it’s going to be amazing.